For the past couple months, I’ve been scouring Facebook Marketplace to find some things for my house. After all, why pay full price for something new when a lightly used item will work just as well?

There’s an awful lot of stuff listed each day so I’ve become pretty good at skimming through quickly. This post made me do a double take this morning:

It’s a bit out of my price range but man, what a good looking piece of mulch! In case you were wondering, yes, it is still available. Let me know if you want the contact info…

Instead of trying to inhale salt water, I’m thinking I’ll just absorb the cool sea breeze (and pass on the asphyxiation and pulmonary edema).

I presume this is why they have their guests pay in advance…

Eastern Cottontail, Sawgrass Lake Park, St. Petersburg, Florida August 2020

This adorable young bunny reminded me of this joke (best if said aloud):

How do you catch an unusual rabbit?

Unique up on it!

Cracks me up every time! Admit it, after you groaned, it made you smile.

*In my former career as a bartender I acquired a slew of PG-rated jokes to use as ice breakers. The cornier, the better, trust me.*

Gulfport, Florida August 2020

Edited the sign for accuracy (couldn’t resist):

Sign at Moccasin Lake Nature Park, Clearwater, Florida July 2020

Spotted this sign attached to a limb over the trail last week. Naturally, I spent the rest of my walk looking for the other two missing alphanumerics…

Pew, pew!

This video from a home in Venice, Florida made the news last week. Apparently, alligators think turtles are incredibly delicious! This one is certainly determined…

Walsingham Park, Largo, Florida May 2020

While this is filed under Funny Friday, I’m using the label with the slightly odd and creepy definition and not in the haha way. The only other thing I more disturbing than random, weird baby dolls in strange locations is clowns. Any clown, anywhere, any time. <Full body shudder>