This bumper sticker gave me a giggle last week, though I didn’t get the reference (thank goodness for the internet). I have since learned that it is a quote from Mushu, the scrawny dragon in Disney’s Mulan.

I haven’t watched the whole movie but apparently the little fire breather was prone to dramatic responses to the tiniest of perceived slights. When you bring livestock into the mix, that’s a serious amount of dishonor…

Spotted this sign while on my way to the nursery the other day. Had to turn around and snap a photo. Thankfully, I’ve recently replaced my front brakes so stopping wasn’t an issue.

Tip of the hat to the owner’s for their sense of humor.

Note: It wasn’t until I downloaded the photo that I realized there’s also a pub next door. Bet that makes waiting for your car repair a bit less boring…

For the past couple months, I’ve been scouring Facebook Marketplace to find some things for my house. After all, why pay full price for something new when a lightly used item will work just as well?

There’s an awful lot of stuff listed each day so I’ve become pretty good at skimming through quickly. This post made me do a double take this morning:

It’s a bit out of my price range but man, what a good looking piece of mulch! In case you were wondering, yes, it is still available. Let me know if you want the contact info…

Instead of trying to inhale salt water, I’m thinking I’ll just absorb the cool sea breeze (and pass on the asphyxiation and pulmonary edema).

I presume this is why they have their guests pay in advance…

Eastern Cottontail, Sawgrass Lake Park, St. Petersburg, Florida August 2020

This adorable young bunny reminded me of this joke (best if said aloud):

How do you catch an unusual rabbit?

Unique up on it!

Cracks me up every time! Admit it, after you groaned, it made you smile.

*In my former career as a bartender I acquired a slew of PG-rated jokes to use as ice breakers. The cornier, the better, trust me.*

Gulfport, Florida August 2020

Edited the sign for accuracy (couldn’t resist):

Sign at Moccasin Lake Nature Park, Clearwater, Florida July 2020

Spotted this sign attached to a limb over the trail last week. Naturally, I spent the rest of my walk looking for the other two missing alphanumerics…

Pew, pew!