While helping a friend move into her new house I found this pin at the bottom of one of her boxes. Good for a laugh during a tedious process. Oh, how I love the snark!
Archive for ‘Funny Friday’
Potty Humor
Spotted on the bathroom doors at the Beer Hut in Port Aransas, Texas. Pretty creative!
Yes, Let’s!
I love this t-shirt! It reminds me of a line from the conniving and arrogant Prince Humperdinck in my all-time favorite movie, The Princess Bride, “Unless I’m wrong, and I am never wrong…”*
The best part? The t-shirt was only 99 cents! Squeee!
*Note: To clarify, I know I am not always right and I am capable of admitting it (usually).
You’ve Been Warned
Spotted in Lincoln City, Oregon July 2019
Sadly, It’s Only Fiction
Any Pac-12 basketball fan will agree with that first sentence. Though Bill Walton has some serious chops as a basketball player (and I share his love for the Grateful Dead), his rambling tangents during the games he’s announcing for ESPN are enough to drive anyone mad. To the point that I prefer to listen to my University of Arizona Wildcats radio announcers while watching the game with the TV muted.
So color me intrigued when I ran across this review of James Kirkland’s new book, “The Bill Walton Mysteries, Friend of the Devil” in the Willamette Week. The book got a pretty darn good review so I’ve added it to my reading list. Sounds like a great book for a day at the beach!
Why, Yes. Yes, I Will.
Sign Outside Rock Bottom Pub, Rockport, Texas July 2019
Variable Rate
Sign on Mechanic’s Truck, Port Aransas, Texas June 2019
Spatially Challenged
Read the sign on the far right. Even if the driver had trouble conceptualizing the “vague” idea of 50 feet, there are helpful bollards nearby. Considering that the white gate between the two bollards is no more than ten feet, it’s pretty obvious that someone has a measuring problem (or, far more likely down here, someone just doesn’t give a sh*t).
Attitude Adjustment, Stat
Found on Rockport Beach, Texas June 2019
Um, yeah. If this is all you can think about while your toes are in the sand, the sun is shining down, and the waves are gently lapping nearby, then you are in serious need of a change of outlook. Start focusing on the good in life, man!
Can’t Argue with That
Spotted at the Sugar Shack in Fulton, Texas June 2019
The eventual outcome is the same for all of us. The only difference is a matter of timing. Good health to y’all!
