Sheer Luck

Since I’m originally from Southern Arizona and now reside along the Gulf Coast of Florida I never really learned how to do winter. I have no idea how people handle the short, overcast days and long, chilly nights. Though, I can hazard a guess based on the preponderance of late summer/early fall birthdays.

Flinter* as Florida winter is called down here, kept me indoors all last weekend and I was about to go stir crazy. Thankfully, I usually have some indoor projects that need my attention.

One of them was to add a bit of color to my bedroom by dying my curtains. The only drawback to this was that I didn’t actually have any dye. Yes, I could’ve gone out to the store and purchased some, but did I mention that it was COLD?!

As luck would have it, I happened to have a Sharpie marker in my desired shade. Did I have any idea what I was doing? Nope. Did I think it would actually work? Only one way to find out!

So, I disassembled the marker, squished the ink into a sink full of hot water, shoved in my synthetic sheers, and hoped for the best. I stirred them a few times before rinsing and to my utter delight, the color didn’t wash away. After a short tumble in the dryer, my new curtains were ready to hang.

Not a bad outcome for a lousy weather day!

*Keep in mind that I am basically a lizard so anything under 70º is cold to me. Our overnights were in the low 40s with highs barely reaching 60. Plus there was a wind chill advisory. Brrr! 🥶

Look What the Storm Washed In

I braved the chill this past Saturday and joined the Treasure Island monthly beach cleanup. The weather was less than ideal and I was very tempted to stay put in my warm and cozy bed but my insatiable curiosity won. I just had to go see what kind of treasures the last storm left behind.

The recent agitation of the waves must have disturbed the sea floor because the wrack zone was filled with interesting items. There were pieces of sponges and soft corals, even large chunks of hard corals (both stag horn and brain), some wormy driftwood, Sea Urchins, the smallest Moon Jelly I’ve ever seen, a diminutive Brittle Star, a Calico Crab carapace, a lobster claw, a sea turtle scute, some Baby’s Ear Shells, and even two young and brightly colored Horse Conchs.

I filled two bags with trash before I allowed myself any beach combing fun. As you can see, I found lots of treasures (including a shirt that is my size and color)!

The Day After

Treasure Island, Florida January 2024

It’s been five years since El Niño last visited Florida but this one is already off to a strong start. We do need the additional precipitation because believe it or not, a good chunk of the state near me is experiencing a drought.

It would be nice though if the rain didn’t bring along its damaging friends, such as high winds and storm surges. Thankfully, yesterday’s squall was not as destructive as the one we experienced last month. Let’s hope the same holds true for the upcoming one!

Viajar a Ybor City

Last month I was in Tampa for a morning work gathering, which meant I had the afternoon free for a bit of exploring. So I wandered over to Ybor City. My only other visit to the popular entertainment district was at night for a Todd Snider concert several years ago.

I was eager to tour this district during daylight hours. The historic enclave started as a cigar company town in the 1880s. Vincente Martinez-Ybor was a visionary Spanish cigar maker who had moved his factory to Key West from Cuba in 1869. Fifteen years later, he was again looking for a larger base for his operations.

He needed a location with a humid climate, good transportation, and plenty of vacant land. In 1884 Henry Plant’s newly completed rail line to Tampa provided an overland route for goods, the bay offered multiple shipping options, and the leaders of the burgeoning town were eager to welcome industry.

In 1885 Ybor started with 40 acres but he quickly purchased more land to provide housing for his growing immigrant workforce. Most of the first wave of boncheros (or bunchers, as cigar-rollers are known) had followed him from Spain and Cuba.

By all accounts, Ybor took good care of his workers. In addition to the casitas, he created social clubs and theaters, set up medical facilities, operated a street car line, and built Tampa’s first brewery.

Seemingly overnight, Ybor City boomed. Other cigar manufacturers noted Ybor’s success and followed suit, bringing immigrants from Sicily and elsewhere in Europe. For 50 years it was a thriving, multi-cultural melting pot. From the 1880s until the 1930s, these factories produced cigars in the hundreds of millions and the town became known as Cigar City.

The Great Depression brought that all to screeching halt. The ensuing 50 years were marked by rapid decline as factories shuttered and workers dispersed. In the late 1980s, the historic warehouses and the workman’s bungalows began to attract artists and musicians to the area. Thankfully, their renewed interest helped save many of the buildings from the wrecking ball.

It felt like a trip back in time as I strolled the brick streets: historic architectural elements caught my eye, murals provided bright pops of color, and music flowed from the doorways of bars and clubs. Chickens strutted and roosters crowed. I caught snippets of conversations spoken in Spanish, Italian, Greek, and French. I watched buncheros sort tobacco leaves and roll cigars (see video at bottom of this post). Even though it was the middle of the afternoon in the middle of the week it was still a vibrant area.

As I wandered along, a funky store sign caught my eye, Dysfunctional Grace. Of course, I had to check that out. The upstairs space was neatly packed with all the morbid oddities one would expect from a curiosity shop: fortune telling supplies, taxidermied animals, hair wreaths, a used embalming table, shrunken heads, and even some surgical implants that the former owners no longer needed.

My Aunt Polly would love this store! Though I was fascinated, I only made one small purchase. I did have a fun conversation with Grace, the owner. She said “I’m learning to make shrunken heads but not from real people, because that’s illegal.” I replied, “That’s a damn shame because I have a list of people.” We both laughed about that.*

 By then, it was time for a little refresher so I popped into the Tampa Bay Brewing Company for some hops. It felt like I had just taken a mini-vacation, what a great way to spend an afternoon!

*I do not, in fact, have any such list. It was just a funny thing to say.

Con Artist Cat

I’d like to formally introduce you to CJ, swindler extraordinaire. You may recall a couple months ago when I came home to find a cat that looked remarkably like my Westley sitting on my front porch.

It surprised me because I’d left my cat in the house. Upon closer inspection, I realized that it was just a doppelgänger and not my boy (who was peacefully napping on his cat tree at the time).

The little stranger tugged at my heartstrings with its pathetic mew and demands for attention. I offered it a scoop of food, which it immediately scarfed down. It made me worry that it had been left behind by one of the neighbors that had recently moved away.

That first night I left the cat alone, hoping it would find its way home. Which I presumed happened because I didn’t see kitty for about a week. When it showed up again one morning I sprang into action. I lured kitty into a cage with some food and drove over to my vet to have it scanned for a microchip.

After a few phone calls, I was able to reunite her with her family which lives down at the end of my block. We had a good chuckle over her antics when I walked CJ back home because even though she acted ravenous around me, she is a well-loved and well-cared for cat. Apparently, she just knew I was a soft touch!

CJ still visits occasionally, though she doesn’t stay long. She is severely disappointed in my lack of concern regarding her “malnourishment”!