Ed should have done a better job selecting his location! Thank you Non Sequitur for the laugh.

Whenever I get a chance I like to mention to folks back east that since I grew up out here I’ve never mowed grass, raked leaves, or shoveled snow. They just love hearing that. Think of all the hours of free time I had! Plenty of time for hauling water, playing with rattlesnakes, and catching scorpions…